In Case You Missed It: Breaking Bad is overrated, Tequila insanity, Not a good week for Armstrongs
Good afternoon. I just returned from the middle of nowhere and subsequently had no knowledge of anything that happened in the news the past week – what’s your excuse? Well, I just caught myself up on a bunch of last week’s events and am bringing you a litany of information you might not have known. Read forth:
JetBlue is losing its leg room
Director Tony Scott killed himself.
Man with big rock attacks Seattle police station.
Police and arrestee role play Pulp Fiction on way back to station. Guess who was Marvin?
The Office is getting euthanized.
It’s really fucking expensive to go to college.
Middle class hasn’t done too well under Obama.
The Gasols are attempting to become the Molinas of basketball.
WaPo endorses the Strasburg shutdown. Quick question, could the proponents of playing Strasburg please produce their medical degrees?
How Coach K was picked to lead USA Basketball.
Breaking Bad is overrated. Finally someone agrees with me (and McCannon)
Lab tech parties with escaped monkeys.
Who do sports owners align themselves with politically?
What happens to US-born kids when their parents are deported?
Lance Armstong got got, stripped of all Tour titles and banned for life from cycling.
Man stored 3 MILLION BEES in his home in Queens.
LL Cool J takes out home intruder.
The Rocket is playing baseball again.
Does Tequila make us Crazy? A lesson in confirmation bias.
The Redemption of Michael K Williams. The actor who played Omar, if you don’t recognize his name.
Can Obama win over the millionaires?
Why Akin thought women’s bodies can shut down pregnancies after getting raped. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
Woman botches restoration of Jesus painting. I can understand the outrage, but since no one knows what Jesus looked like, who’s to say this one isn’t MORE accurate?
Mr. & Mrs. Elijah, Joey, this one’s for you. Virginia Tech Power Hour.
Prince Harry went crazy in Vegas.
Casino sues gamblers who won $1.5 Million blaming an unshuffled deck.
The more college students drink, the happier they are.
No one needs to go on vacation anymore because they just bring all their technology with them.
Jailed man found innocent but district attorney is keeping him in prison.
School withholds Valedictorian’s diploma because she said “hell.” People who get uppity about curse words are idiots. Also, why isn’t this story about the fact that the inspiration for her speech was the third Twilight movie?
Top party schools. Who’s number one? McCannon’s number one!
No videos this week except the top one again. Deal with it.
That Breaking Bad piece is kinda BS if you ask me. He makes a couple good points, and is a very eloquent writer, but I don’t buy half of his arguments.