In Case You Missed It: Breaking Bad is overrated, Tequila insanity, Not a good week for Armstrongs

Good afternoon. I just returned from the middle of nowhere and subsequently had no knowledge of anything that happened in the news the past week – what’s your excuse? Well, I just caught myself up on a bunch of last week’s events and am bringing you a litany of information you might not have known. Read forth:

Man drives sex toy.

JetBlue is losing its leg room

Director Tony Scott killed himself.

Man with big rock attacks Seattle police station.

Police and arrestee role play Pulp Fiction on way back to station. Guess who was Marvin?

10 cool sea forts.

The Office is getting euthanized.

It’s really fucking expensive to go to college.

Middle class hasn’t done too well under Obama.

The Gasols are attempting to become the Molinas of basketball.

WaPo endorses the Strasburg shutdown. Quick question, could the proponents of playing Strasburg please produce their medical degrees?

How Coach K was picked to lead USA Basketball.

Breaking Bad is overrated. Finally someone agrees with me (and McCannon)

Lab tech parties with escaped monkeys.

Who do sports owners align themselves with politically?

What happens to US-born kids when their parents are deported?

Lance Armstong got got, stripped of all Tour titles and banned for life from cycling.

Man stored 3 MILLION BEES in his home in Queens.

LL Cool J takes out home intruder.

The Rocket is playing baseball again.

Neil Armstrong passes away.

Does Tequila make us Crazy? A lesson in confirmation bias.

The Redemption of Michael K Williams. The actor who played Omar, if you don’t recognize his name.

Can Obama win over the millionaires?

How The Swamp got its name.

Why Akin thought women’s bodies can shut down pregnancies after getting raped. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

Woman botches restoration of Jesus painting. I can understand the outrage, but since no one knows what Jesus looked like, who’s to say this one isn’t MORE accurate?

Read more.

Mr. & Mrs. Elijah, Joey, this one’s for you. Virginia Tech Power Hour.

Prince Harry went crazy in Vegas.

Waiting in line IS torture.

Casino sues gamblers who won $1.5 Million blaming an unshuffled deck.

The more college students drink, the happier they are.

No one needs to go on vacation anymore because they just bring all their technology with them.

Jailed man found innocent but district attorney is keeping him in prison.

School withholds Valedictorian’s diploma because she said “hell.” People who get uppity about curse words are idiots. Also, why isn’t this story about the fact that the inspiration for her speech was the third Twilight movie?

Top party schools. Who’s number one? McCannon’s number one!

“Melky Cabrera kept the Giants in the pennant race, twice knocked Willie Mays out of the franchise record book and helped decide homefield advantage for the World Series this October, but if there is any sense of logic left in baseball his greatest legacy should be that he provided the tipping point to getting Major League Baseball and the players association out of the drug testing administration business. It’s time for an independent agency to run the program.”

Dog hungers for cash.

No videos this week except the top one again. Deal with it.

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